Hold On A Fucking Second, Ireland Has Mink Farms?

WORRY at news that minks bred for their fur in Denmark now carry a new strain of Covid-19 and could be subject to a mass cull has been eclipsed by the shock felt by many upon discovering that Ireland has mink farms of its own.

“Wait a fucking second, I’m reading hear that mink in Ireland will be tested for Covid-19? But that can only be possible if Ireland has mink far… oh for fuck sake,” shared one Irish woman, who’s choosing to upset herself now by scrolling through images of adorable baby minks on Google.

“Wait, hang on, but… how do we? Who made that… has is always been… why it legal?” shared a large majority of Irish people, reacting to the news.

“Back up the truck there pal, are you telling me we’re slaughtering mink so some cunt can look good in a jacket,” shared another Irish person, who upon first catching sight of a headline relating to Danish minks thought to herself ‘well, that’s sounds like a Denmark problem to me, sorry’.

“Now not only am I outraged about killing minks for fur being legal in Ireland, but I’m also feeling guilty about kinda being on team ‘cull them now I don’t want nasty mink covid-19’. Ugh, ruined my day this has if I’m being honest,” she added.

“Ok, so let me get this straight,” asked one person still coming to terms with the news, “Ireland has mink farms? Minks might have Covid-19? So Irish authorities immediately swing into gear and minks are going to get a Covid test? So basically what you’re saying is that minks get treated better in Ireland than people in Direct Provision. This fucking country”.

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