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NPHET Advise Publicans That If They Put Their Right Leg In, Their Right Leg Out, Their Right Leg In And Shake It All About, They Can Open

A NPHET spokesperson has today advised publicans that if they adhere to some specific new rules that were scientifically proven to ward of covid-19, that they will be allowed to open within the next few weeks, WWN has learned. Speaking with their mouths today, officials from the National Public Health Emergency Team laid out the… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


The List Of Powers Gardaí Are Seeking To Tackle House Parties

WITH nearly 1,500 cases linked to 28 meat factory outbreaks across the country, the Association of Garda Sergeants and Inspectors (AGSI) have called on the government to give them more powers to tackle house parties instead, as targeting lucrative meat industries wouldn’t look great, now would it. Despite checking over 6,000 pubs and bars last… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Second Lockdown Inevitable, Confirms Some Lad In Shop

BREAKING news emanating from a local shop today has confirmed that a second national lockdown is absolutely inevitable, WWN can report without any hesitation. Sparking a media frenzy this morning, some random lad in Russell’s shop on Main Street made the announcement while waiting on a ham, cheese lettuce and coleslaw roll, before elaborating further… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…