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Awesome! Place Man Got Mugged, Beaten Up, Beaten Up Again Named Among Coolest Neighbourhoods In The World

LOCAL Dublin 8 man David Kellans was in a celebratory mood this morning after learning his locality landed the no.15 spot on TimeOut magazine’s annual Coolest Neighbourhoods In The World list. “This is great honestly, the more lists Dublin 8 ends up on the more tourists will come and they’re easier targets then myself for… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Leitrim Home Given Dublin Eircode By Mistake Now Valued At €1.4mn

THE IRISH property market is reeling from an An Post error which has seen one rural Irish house given a Dublin Eircode, sparking panic and delight in equal measure in property industry circles. “I’m sorry I know it’s a converted cow on a flood plane built on a secret nuclear weapon testing site, but its… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


WWN Reviews: First Trip On The Free Luas

SHORTLY after giving the green light to the hugely popular move by the Luas operator to make the Luas free to travel for all, WWN experienced it in all its glory and we have an exclusive review for all those readers eager to try it for themselves: Some minor disruption at the Stephen Green’s stop… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Dublin Seagull’s Welcome News Of City’s First Rooftop Cinema

THE CAPITAL city’s supply of swooping murder birds have welcomed the news of plans to build a rooftop cinema in Dublin, WWN can confirm. “Oh you know the type that’d love it there too, all notions and showing off on social media – they’re my favourite to decorate like a Jackson Pollock,” confirmed one seagull… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Dublin City Residents To Be Fitted With Colostomy Bags, Bins

GOOD NEWS as an emergency meeting of Dublin City Council’s Anti-People Committee has thrown up a number of sensible measures which could see the capital become even more unwelcoming to residents and visitors. In response to scenes of packed crowds drinking amid a lack of people-friendly outdoor spaces, the City manager and his crack team… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Temple Bar Declared Urine Free For First Time In 200 Years

THE streets and bar populating the popular Dublin hot spot have been declared piss-free for the first time in over two centuries, with experts citing the Covid pandemic as the main reason why so little urine has been expelled in the area over the last 12 months. “When we say main reason, well, it’s the… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Couple Get That Dublin Is Overpriced Kip But They’re Still Not Moving To Carlow

DESPITE news that Dublin rental prices decreased to levels that mean a rancid bedsit the size of shriveled grape is only €1400 a month, one local couple have maintained their stance that the capital is not enough of an overpriced kip to consider moving to Carlow. “Stabbings becoming an Olympic sport, soul crushing rent, traffic… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Dublin Manger Listed For €1,300 A Month On Daft

DESCRIBED as a ‘well-ventilated, open plan living area’ that would ‘suit a small family’, a Dublin manger has drawn anger from renters after hitting the property market at €1,300 a month. The property, located at the edge of the city with ‘stunning views of the surrounding sheep-covered hills’, was listed this morning and has already… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Has Dublin Lost Its Soul? Iveagh Markets Not Being Turned Into Hotel

A CRISIS is emerging in Dublin following the soul destroying news that the derelict Iveagh Markets site in The Liberties will not be turned into a hotel, and instead could be restored to its original form after being repossessed by Lord Iveagh. Decried as a ‘cancer eating away at Dublin’s soul’, many worried developers have… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…