education

Yet Another Day Of Man’s Life Rolls By Without Cause To Use Sin, Cos or Tan

LEAVING Cert holder Aaron Walkenson has somehow managed to navigate through another day without having to calculate the angles of a triangle, making the years he spent sweating about formulas and equations seem quite pointless indeed. “I’ll be honest, I’m not out here trying to avoid trigonometry” stated Walkenson, who did his Leaving Cert 20… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



“Okay, The Government Needs To Cancel The Leaving Cert ASAP As I Haven’t Done A Fucking Tap”

IN AN exclusive interview, Waterford student Daniel Carey shared his experience of foolishly expecting the Department of Education to abandon plans on staging in-person exams during an academic year full of disruption and an ongoing global pandemic. “Funny story, so I didn’t bother studying, and now I’m kind of worried I’ll actually have to sit… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Who’s To Blame: Evil Teachers & SNAs Or Our Flawless Government

A SOURCE of immense frustration, heartache and ongoing concern for parents, Irish schools are to remain closed to pupils with special educational needs. But just who is to blame? With the help of the Department of Education and the Minister for Education WWN has copied their strategy of not consulting anyone else of relevance in… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Ireland Ranked Second Best Country In World, Terms And Conditions Apply

THE UN’s annual Human Development Index has listed the Republic Of Ireland as having the second-highest quality of living of anywhere in the world, in a report that apparently isn’t some sort of prank. Ireland, verified as being this Ireland, the one we’re in right now, was said to have a level of health, income… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Local Man’s Unused Tesco Computers For Schools Voucher Now Worth Millions

ONE LOCAL man’s collection of old unclaimed Tesco ‘computers for schools’ vouchers have been appraised by antique experts, estimating that when adjusted for inflation their worth runs into the millions of euros. “My granny left me hundreds of them in her will but I never thought anything of it,” explained the lucky voucher collector, Sean… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Teacher Really Earning Her Scented Candles This Year

WATERFORD teacher Sheila Owens has admitted that she didn’t fully appreciate the 30 bath sets that she received as Christmas gifts from her pupils last year, unaware as she was that she was heading into a year where she would be equal parts teacher and frontline health worker. “I threw the half of them out… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Scaredy Cat Teachers Calling For Strike

A BUNCH of scaredy cat teachers have voted to take industrial action because they’re terrified of a little global pandemic, WWN has learned. Claiming improper safety measures and a lack of immediate testing for children and staff, the bunch of chicken shits voted in favour of leaving parents stuck at home with their own snotty… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…