education

Food Banks Ideal To Help Students Save Money To Give To Landlords

THE government has urged college campuses around the country to organise charity-driven food banks on a weekly basis, to ensure that cash-strapped students never have to miss a rent payment. The statement comes after University College Cork announced that their food bank had been ‘cleaned out’ in less than an hour with many students left… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Staring At Head Of Dead Saint Still Most Popular Irish School Tour

DESPITE entertainment for children making huge strides in recent decades, Irish teachers have confirmed ferrying kids into a bus for drive up to a church to see the disembodied decaying head of a saint is still the best school tour Ireland has to offer. “I don’t even look at Oliver Plunkett’s head anymore, I just… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Unvaccinated Pregnant Teachers Told To Wing It, Be Grand

THE government has pleaded with the Association Of Secondary Teachers Ireland to cool it with their concerns surrounding unvaccinated teachers returning to work in September, as they’re ‘so close’ to having everyone satisfied. “Granted, our plan doesn’t include teachers in the early or indeed late stages of pregnancy who aren’t eligible for a vaccine, but… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Yet Another Day Of Man’s Life Rolls By Without Cause To Use Sin, Cos or Tan

LEAVING Cert holder Aaron Walkenson has somehow managed to navigate through another day without having to calculate the angles of a triangle, making the years he spent sweating about formulas and equations seem quite pointless indeed. “I’ll be honest, I’m not out here trying to avoid trigonometry” stated Walkenson, who did his Leaving Cert 20… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



“Okay, The Government Needs To Cancel The Leaving Cert ASAP As I Haven’t Done A Fucking Tap”

IN AN exclusive interview, Waterford student Daniel Carey shared his experience of foolishly expecting the Department of Education to abandon plans on staging in-person exams during an academic year full of disruption and an ongoing global pandemic. “Funny story, so I didn’t bother studying, and now I’m kind of worried I’ll actually have to sit… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Who’s To Blame: Evil Teachers & SNAs Or Our Flawless Government

A SOURCE of immense frustration, heartache and ongoing concern for parents, Irish schools are to remain closed to pupils with special educational needs. But just who is to blame? With the help of the Department of Education and the Minister for Education WWN has copied their strategy of not consulting anyone else of relevance in… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Ireland Ranked Second Best Country In World, Terms And Conditions Apply

THE UN’s annual Human Development Index has listed the Republic Of Ireland as having the second-highest quality of living of anywhere in the world, in a report that apparently isn’t some sort of prank. Ireland, verified as being this Ireland, the one we’re in right now, was said to have a level of health, income… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…