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Armed To The Teeth Pat Kenny Ready For Land War

SPEAKING outside his south Dublin home today, veteran broadcaster Pat Kenny has vowed the total annihilation of his latest land enemy developer Bartra Properties, stating he is locked and loaded and ready to roll. “If these motherfuckers want a land war, I’ll give them a land war to end all land wars,” voiced Pat, brandishing… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


‘Ireland AM’ Found To Be Squatting & Filming In Dublin Home For Years

AN IRATE Irish man, returning to his home after several years living in Australia was said to be shocked and angered to discover Virgin Media’s flagship morning show Ireland AM has been claiming squatters rights and filming their show in his home. Simon McCormack (41) tried to gain entry into his home, which he believed… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


“Glued To The Couch I See”: Samsung Unveil New Range Of Smart Arse TVs

SAMSUNG product developers have been praised for achieving what is being called the next step in the evolution of TV technology. Exclusive to the Irish market for now, pending successful trials, a range of Smart Arse TVs will offer TV viewers the chance to experience remarkable and unrivaled HD displays, internet connectivity and a range… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Takes Up New Role At NPHET

BOLSTERING their capacity to issue recommendations and advice, the CMO confirmed in a press conference that the Grinch should suffice. Citing the Who-ville resident’s past experience with Christmas cancelling measures, NPHET have given mean Mr. Grinch oversight in all aspects of future recommendations that would involve tempering expectations that Christmas 2020 will be in anyway… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


“Where’s My Fucking Comeback?” Asks Homeless Socky Living In Blue Bucket On Dublin Streets

ONCE labelled a national hero for keeping Irish children entertained for hours after coming home from school, former children’s presenter Socky has slammed a recent announcement that The Den is to return to RTÉ, only this time seemingly without the sock monster. We tracked Socky down to a laneway off of a popular Dublin street,… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…