housing



Government Unveil Groundbreaking ‘Let People Buy Houses’ Plan

“WHAT if, now go with me on this one” suggested think tank consultant working for the government earlier this week, as the Department Of Housing raced to get ahead of a wave of negative press surrounding the hoovering-up of houses by massive investment funds, locking renters out of the housing market for a generation. “Ok,… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Housing Situation So Bad Public Not Even Distracted By Traveller Wedding Marquee

TRYING to fall back on the reliably contentious subject of Travellers, politicians and the media alike were shocked to discover the simple-minded, easily distracted Irish public aren’t letting go of this whole ‘don’t want to be paying €2000 a month in rent when I’m 75’ business. “And they’re even happy to advocate for housing for… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Objection Erection: Meet The Freaks Who Get Off On Lodging Planning Objections

WHILE the world remains in a state of near constant chaos, thankfully some things remain reassuringly normal. The hardcore and seedy behaviour of serial planning permission objectors is a central part of Irish life. To get a better understanding of those who pursue objection erections, WWN met the freaks who climax at the thought of… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Genius New Housing Plan Involves Paying A Fuck Tonne Of Cash To Airbnb Landlords

NEW and prospective home owners, renters, and the homeless have all breathed a sigh of relief after the recently installed three-party coalition government unveiled impressive plans for housing which at first and twelfth glance amounted to throwing cash at landlords. “If it’s a seemingly well intentioned idea that ultimately just serves to line the pockets… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


New Housing Minister Sat Down And Told ‘How Things Work Around Here’

AN EXUBERANT and full-of-beans new Minister for Housing Darragh O’Brien has been told to ‘woah up there, pal’ by key players in the housing market, after expressing some nonsense about fixing the rental market and building affordable homes. “I mean, you have to admire his attitude” smiled one property developer, who hasn’t been investing in… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…