housing

Student Accommodation Crisis: “Just Live In Your Old Pair’s Dublin Apartment Rent Free Like I Did”

ON HAND to offer his expertise, free of charge to students deferring their start in college due to a lack of affordable accommodation is recently graduated former student and current benefactor of his parents’ hard work and wealth, Jonathan Dowdy Hall. Moved by the difficulty being endured by students, Dowdy Hall shares his indispensable knowledge… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Leitrim Home Given Dublin Eircode By Mistake Now Valued At €1.4mn

THE IRISH property market is reeling from an An Post error which has seen one rural Irish house given a Dublin Eircode, sparking panic and delight in equal measure in property industry circles. “I’m sorry I know it’s a converted cow on a flood plane built on a secret nuclear weapon testing site, but its… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Church To Pass Government Request For Land Onto God, Thanks

THE Catholic Primate of All Ireland Eamon Martin has promised to pass on a letter from Housing Minister Darragh O’Brien, asking to identify Church lands that could be used for housing to God and will get back to the government when he replies, thanks. “I’m sure the almighty father will be back soon with his… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…




Government Unveil Groundbreaking ‘Let People Buy Houses’ Plan

“WHAT if, now go with me on this one” suggested think tank consultant working for the government earlier this week, as the Department Of Housing raced to get ahead of a wave of negative press surrounding the hoovering-up of houses by massive investment funds, locking renters out of the housing market for a generation. “Ok,… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Housing Situation So Bad Public Not Even Distracted By Traveller Wedding Marquee

TRYING to fall back on the reliably contentious subject of Travellers, politicians and the media alike were shocked to discover the simple-minded, easily distracted Irish public aren’t letting go of this whole ‘don’t want to be paying €2000 a month in rent when I’m 75’ business. “And they’re even happy to advocate for housing for… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Objection Erection: Meet The Freaks Who Get Off On Lodging Planning Objections

WHILE the world remains in a state of near constant chaos, thankfully some things remain reassuringly normal. The hardcore and seedy behaviour of serial planning permission objectors is a central part of Irish life. To get a better understanding of those who pursue objection erections, WWN met the freaks who climax at the thought of… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Genius New Housing Plan Involves Paying A Fuck Tonne Of Cash To Airbnb Landlords

NEW and prospective home owners, renters, and the homeless have all breathed a sigh of relief after the recently installed three-party coalition government unveiled impressive plans for housing which at first and twelfth glance amounted to throwing cash at landlords. “If it’s a seemingly well intentioned idea that ultimately just serves to line the pockets… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…