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Local Woman Making Sure To Be Extra Rude To Retail Workers During This Stressful Time

WITH in-person shopping soon to be confined to retail outlets deemed to be ‘essential’, one local woman has made sure to increase her impatience and general rudeness when dealing with stressed out retail staff. Carrying herself with a sense that she is possibly the only one inconvenienced by a global pandemic and second nationwide lockdown… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


National Emergency Declared After All Women & Jobs Stolen By Immigrants

“WE MUST be honest with the public, we have no idea as to their current locations,” an ashen faced government official shared at an emergency press conference confirming what your permanently angry uncle, who your family has severed ties with long ago, has always suspected; Ireland’s entire supply of women and jobs have been stolen… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


It’s All Your Own Fault, Dept. Of Welfare Reassures Recently Redundant

WITH jobseekers facing the unique circumstance of searching for a job during a global pandemic in a country recently officially declared in recession, the Department of Social Welfare has sought to reassure the public with a series of supportive messages. “And have you thought about applying for a job, no?” Welfare said, confirming this particular… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…