pubs

Stop Calling Us Fucking ‘Wet Pubs’, Wet Pubs Tell Media

EXHAUSTED publicans across the country have today called on the national media, its readers, government, and any other prick who uses the term, to stop calling their premises ‘wet pubs’, stating it should now be classed as a derogatory term, urging users of the name to cop on for Christ’s sakes, WWN was also told…. Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


NPHET Advise Publicans That If They Put Their Right Leg In, Their Right Leg Out, Their Right Leg In And Shake It All About, They Can Open

A NPHET spokesperson has today advised publicans that if they adhere to some specific new rules that were scientifically proven to ward of covid-19, that they will be allowed to open within the next few weeks, WWN has learned. Speaking with their mouths today, officials from the National Public Health Emergency Team laid out the… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Nation Will Turn Into Alcoholics If Pubs Don’t Open Soon, Warns Study

A WORRYING new report published today has warned that if Irish pubs do not open soon, the majority of its citizens will turn into full blown alcoholics by September, WWN can confirm. The study found that people who would have normally drank in a pub one or two nights a week have become so worried… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…