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Weather: Temperatures To Slut Drop This Weekend

MET ÉIREANN has given a nationwide ‘slut drop’ warning with temperatures plummeting so much they will touch their arse off the ground before sensually rising back up early next week in a seducing manner. “We expect sleet and icy conditions as the weather sticks out its booty and pouts, cocking that sweet ass out, even… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Anti-Immigration Campaigners To Protest Indian Summer

LIVID with the sudden arrival of what meteorologists are calling an ‘Indian Summer’, hundreds of far right leaning campaigners have called for a protest to take place outside the GPO at 3pm today, calling on the Department of Education to intervene against the ‘unwanted weather system’. “Irish Summers for the Irish only,” insisted protest organizer… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Yeah, Family Had Great Fucking Staycation, Thanks For Asking

WATERFORD family the Moores are smiling ear to ear after creating priceless family memories during their patriotic Irish staycation, WWN can report. Undiagnosed hypothermia and increasingly strained marriage aside, the postcard imperfect trip saw the family of five take in a camping trip in Galway which they enjoyed so much they cut it short by… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…