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Human Carbon Tax Metres Will Check Individual Arse Emissions

CARBON emission metres installed in a person’s backside are set to get the go ahead next year to help monitor human’s individual output and tax them according to how much methane they produce, WWN has learned. The flatulence metres are expected to cost each Irish citizen €300 with a bi-monthly bill ranging anywhere from 100… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Collison Brother Arrested After Stabbing Forbes Journalist

A FORBES journalist is said to be in a stable condition in hospital after reportedly receiving several stab wounds outside his home after being attacked by billionaire Stripe founder Patrick Collison in a frenzied attack, which according to Forbes is a very run of the mill occurrence in war torn Limerick. Stephen McBride, a contributor… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…