Yeah, Family Had Great Fucking Staycation, Thanks For Asking

WATERFORD family the Moores are smiling ear to ear after creating priceless family memories during their patriotic Irish staycation, WWN can report.

Undiagnosed hypothermia and increasingly strained marriage aside, the postcard imperfect trip saw the family of five take in a camping trip in Galway which they enjoyed so much they cut it short by a day.

Responding to queries from family and friends, the couple were at pains to stress that they had “great fucking staycation” while urging people to never ask them about it again.

Such was the overwhelming success of the trip, parents Richard and Mags couldn’t help but talk of nothing else during the 3-and-a-half hour car journey home, with the conversation even continuing in the house, loud enough for the neighbours to hear:

“Whose bright fecking idea was it to go camping Rich? Camping? In Ireland? Of all fecking places?”

“Probably the same lad who thought marrying a bleating foghorn 15 years ago was a good idea”.

“Oh that’s rich, Rich”.

“Rich? Isn’t that something we’d be if I didn’t listen to you and I took that job in Australia 10 years ago?”

“Not this shite again”.

“Warm! We’d be warm too, but somehow it’s all my fault I can’t control the weather and I’m wetter than an otter’s pocket”

“Wet? Ah well, isn’t that lucky for some I wouldn’t know what that’s like would I?”

It is believed this lengthy and heated celebration of a stress-busting holiday could see the Moores bag themselves a starring role in a future Fáilte Ireland advert which when all the swearing is cut out will be about four seconds long.

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