Whats on in Local News – Waterford
Yesterday There Was No News For The 1st Time Since March 12th 1981; Here’s Why
IT MAY SEEM odd to contemplate and even harder to comprehend but you will have noticed that yesterday stood out from all other days in recent memory as there was no news. The fast paced and ever-changing nature of the world usually means journalists work around the clock in all four corners of the globe… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Socially Distanced Queuing For Bar To Go About As Well As You’d Expect
THE government has confirmed that they have ‘every faith9’ that patrons of bars and nightclubs will respect social distancing when queuing for drinks at the bar, despite there being 19 months worth of evidence that they can’t respect social distancing when queuing anywhere else. “We expect people to show personal responsibility when they’re 6 pints… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Poignant Monument To Spilled Tea Unveiled In Smithfield
THE President has held a moment’s silence for all the tea in Ireland that has been spilled, poured down the sink, tossed out into the back garden or otherwise wasted over the years, as he unveiled a new sculpture to the beverage in Dublin’s Smithfield area. “This nation owes a great debt to tea, and… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Unvaccinated Can’t Believe Unvaccinated Are Being Blamed For Unvaccinated Making Up Majority Of Hospital Cases
THE 300,000 people in the country who remain unvaccinated are struggling to understand how anyone could come to the conclusion that they should shoulder any of the blame for unvaccinated people making up the majority of ICU cases, WWN has learned. Fully agreeing that having a HSE seemingly made entirely out of wet tissue and… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
EU Starting To See IRA’s Point
WHILE nobody in the EU has come forward and condoned the Irish Republican Army’s campaign of bloody terror in Northern Ireland, leaks have suggested that many are starting to ‘see where they were coming from’, WWN can report. The memos come as the EU enters yet another crunch round of negotiations in the bitter Brexit… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Human Carbon Tax Metres Will Check Individual Arse Emissions
CARBON emission metres installed in a person’s backside are set to get the go ahead next year to help monitor human’s individual output and tax them according to how much methane they produce, WWN has learned. The flatulence metres are expected to cost each Irish citizen €300 with a bi-monthly bill ranging anywhere from 100… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Awesome! Place Man Got Mugged, Beaten Up, Beaten Up Again Named Among Coolest Neighbourhoods In The World
LOCAL Dublin 8 man David Kellans was in a celebratory mood this morning after learning his locality landed the no.15 spot on TimeOut magazine’s annual Coolest Neighbourhoods In The World list. “This is great honestly, the more lists Dublin 8 ends up on the more tourists will come and they’re easier targets then myself for… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
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