Whats on in Local News – Waterford
Davy Stockbrokers Punished For Bond Scandal With Massive Pay Day
SENDING A clear signal that no misdeed will go unpunished, many of the so-called Davy 16 will directly benefit from the €440 million sale of the firm to Bank of Ireland, an entity in which the State has significant shareholdings in. “Personally, I thank my lucky stars I didn’t have to resign in disgrace and… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Eid Really Crept Up On Racist This Year
“THIS damn thing just gets earlier every year” sighed Waterford bigot Terrence Inglesby this morning, after going on Twitter this morning and realising that the Muslim festival of Eid al-Adha gets underway today. “I’ve nothing ready, what am I supposed to do? Let me have a quick look and see if I’ve any snide comments… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Local Councillor Can’t Explain Expenses, Now Fuck Off And Mind Your Own Business
STRUGGLING to account for how they could claim expenses for events attended in Ireland when in reality at the exact same time they were out of the country on engagements they also claimed for, several local councillors simply said, “fuck off and mind your own business”. “Balls, I didn’t think any journalist would be arsed… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Yet Another Day Of Man’s Life Rolls By Without Cause To Use Sin, Cos or Tan
LEAVING Cert holder Aaron Walkenson has somehow managed to navigate through another day without having to calculate the angles of a triangle, making the years he spent sweating about formulas and equations seem quite pointless indeed. “I’ll be honest, I’m not out here trying to avoid trigonometry” stated Walkenson, who did his Leaving Cert 20… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Local Gardaí Getting Bored Of Busting Weed, Probably Focus On Harder Drugs Soon Enough
LOCAL Gardaí have admitted to getting bored of busting people with cannabis and will probably move on to concentrating on busting dealers of harder drugs instead, WWN can confirm. “It’s like shooting fish in a barrel as half the country is at it, but yeah, we should probably have a look at those heroin dealers… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Ian Bailey Recovering After Suspected Attention Overdose
‘A MURDER In West Cork’ star Ian Bailey is said to be doing well today, following what many believe to be an adverse reaction to extreme amounts of attention in the days following the release of the Netflix documentary. “Ian is used to being the centre of attention in the Sophie Toscan Du Plantier murder… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
Dublin Seagull’s Welcome News Of City’s First Rooftop Cinema
THE CAPITAL city’s supply of swooping murder birds have welcomed the news of plans to build a rooftop cinema in Dublin, WWN can confirm. “Oh you know the type that’d love it there too, all notions and showing off on social media – they’re my favourite to decorate like a Jackson Pollock,” confirmed one seagull… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…
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