BARELY stopping for breath in between sentences, leading figures from Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and the Green Party are eager to alert the Irish public to a shocking discovery which is sure to blow everyone’s minds. “Guys, have you ever heard of this thing, I think they call it a ‘house sing Chrysler’ or something?... Read more »

HORRIFIC scenes were reported today in Waterford where 32-year-old Mark Murphy suddenly went up in flames and suffered serious injuries. Authorities suspect the cause of the fire can be traced to Murphy previously pulling a USB stick out of his computer without safely removing it beforehand. “I asked him – ‘Mark?’, I said, ‘Mark, don’t... Read more »

A GROUP representing Donegal has taken to social media demanding a number of societal and infrastructure reforms for the county, or else they’ll ‘spike that R number so high you’ll all be in your houses until next Easter’. The sudden rise in Covid cases in Donegal has caused massive concern among NPHET and the government,... Read more »

CHIEF Medical Officer Tony Holohan has penned an emotional open letter to his hordes of online detractors, assuring them that as a doctor, he knows ways to make them ‘sing in pain’ that they’ve never encountered before, WWN can report. It was a busy week for Holohan on the open letter front, as he also... Read more »

THE College of Psychiatrists of Ireland has today warned that increasingly potent strains of cannabis pose the ‘gravest threat’ to the mental health of young people in Ireland, in a report that clearly isn’t aware of the incompetency shown by successive governments in the areas of mental health services and reforms. “We are seeing an... Read more »