food

New Outdoor Dining Rules Revealed

AHEAD of a return to outdoor dining for pubs, cafes and restaurants the government revealed the full range of rules and stipulations which have been met with universal approval from all affected parties, as predicted. WWN can reproduce the rules for dining below in full below: 6 people per table with a maximum combined height… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


60 Dead From Hypothermia In Irish Outdoor Dining Test Event

TRAGEDY has struck during routine preparations by local councils looking into the feasibility of conducting a summer of outdoor dining in Ireland, as 60 participants in a test event died of hypothermia amid cloudless skies and blazing Irish sunshine. “It was all going well, they were getting the full force of sweltering single digit temperatures… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Stand Off As Sister’s New Boyfriend Brings Box Of Heroes Into Roses Household

A TENSE scene which resembled the most shouty parts of Eastenders’ Christmas episodes unfolded in the home of the Downlin family in Waterford, as the violently patriotic family, loyal to the Roses Christmas tin, were presented with a box of Heroes by eldest daughter Aoife’s new boyfriend, Tom. “Get that scumbag out of my house,… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…