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Irish Media Delighted Wilfully Misrepresenting News Story Has You Clicking

SHOWING that it’s not just their counterparts in the UK press that can manufacture a moral panic and grossly misrepresent news items all because such things are good for revenue, sections of the Irish media are today defending reporting on the jailing of Enoch Burke for refusing to obey a court order. “Ooh, it’s spreading… Read more » …


Report: You’d Worry About Some People All The Same

THE LATEST reports coming into Waterford Whispers News seem to indicate that you’d worry about some people all the same. “They seem perfectly normal but they’ve just got a weird energy about them, a ‘wouldn’t leave them alone with the hoover nozzle’ sort of energy, y’know?” shared many people, heavily implying there’s much reason to… Read more » …






Eeesh! Local Man Just Dropped A Hard ‘Bogger’ Into The Conversation

A LUNCHTIME meet-up among four Waterford friends just got awkward as hell after late-to-the-party Derek Hampton apologised for not being on time due to the slow pace of ‘some bogger on a bicycle’ ahead of him. “I was stuck behind him for ages! Anyways, what are we all having?” asked Hampton, not noticing that the… Read more » …



Hunger Games Reboot To Be Set In Ireland’s Rental Market

A REBOOT of the Jennifer Lawrence starring mega franchise is set to take place entirely inside Ireland’s rental market. Hollywood location managers were drawn to Ireland after hearing there’s just 851 rental properties currently available across Ireland amid an 11% rise in rent prices, the perfect backdrop for the oppressed masses forced into dystopian fights… Read more » …