POLITICS

Investment Fund Buys Up Every Tent & Sleeping Bag In Ireland

MOVING on to phase 2 of their long-term plan to rake in billions of euro in profits from their investments in Ireland, several so-called ‘cuckoo funds’ have begun to hoover ups sleeping bags and camping equipment to hoard them for the inevitable continued spike in homelessness down the line. “Well, you know, I mean, there’s… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Exclusive: McDonald Failed To Hold Door Open For Elderly Woman In 2005

Reporting by Noel Kelly, Paul Peel, Sean McGarten, Rebecca Kind, Frank Rafferty, Martin Nowak, Kelly Tiernan and Jack Kinsealy. Additional reporting by Brian Fanton and Olivia Ní Coinnigh. IN YET another shocking example of the depths Sinn Féin are willing to plunge, the Military Junta which presides over the party have refused to sanction any… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Varadkar Agonisingly Close To Making Link Between Economic Hardship For Under 35s & Fine Gael

LEADING robotics and AI engineers in Silicon Valley are said to be closely observing video footage from Dáil Éireann after state of the art AI almost achieved full self-awareness. The incident occurred when Tánaiste Leo Varadkar, taking part in a debate on youth unemployment, came close for a brief moment to realising the links between… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…




Archaeologists Discover Rare Fostersaurus Fossil In Northern Ireland

NORTHERN Ireland archaeologists have discovered what they believe to be a rare Fostersaurus during a routine dig this week, proving the existence of the ferocious meat-eating dinosaur over 117 million years ago. Believed to be one of the only dinosaurs that walked backwards, palaeontologists discovered that the Fostersaurus also ate itself on occasions when cornered… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Nicolas Sarkozy Sentenced To Irish Lockdown Restrictions

DISGRACED former French president Nicholas Sarkozy was today down handed a 3 year prison sentence, two years suspended, with the judge allowing Sarkozy to serve his remaining one year at home with an ankle monitor, in conditions dubbed ‘slightly better if anything’ than Ireland’s current long lasting lockdown. Found guilty of bribing a magistrate by… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Nation Knew Government Were Going To Shaft Mother & Baby Home Survivors, But Holy Shit

NEWS that hundreds of recordings that helped inform the Mother and Baby Homes report had been ‘irretrievably destroyed’ has come as a shock to even the most hardened, unshockable cynics in the country, with many applauding the government for hitting a new low in the long-running saga. “We always felt the commission would put forth… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…