POLITICS

EU Starting To See IRA’s Point

WHILE nobody in the EU has come forward and condoned the Irish Republican Army’s campaign of bloody terror in Northern Ireland, leaks have suggested that many are starting to ‘see where they were coming from’, WWN can report. The memos come as the EU enters yet another crunch round of negotiations in the bitter Brexit… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Food Banks Ideal To Help Students Save Money To Give To Landlords

THE government has urged college campuses around the country to organise charity-driven food banks on a weekly basis, to ensure that cash-strapped students never have to miss a rent payment. The statement comes after University College Cork announced that their food bank had been ‘cleaned out’ in less than an hour with many students left… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Frontline Workers Don’t Remember Saying They’d Prefer Extra Bank Holiday To Pay Rise

THE government has bowed to pressure from nobody and agreed to allow an extra bank holiday this year that was demanded by nobody, WWN can report. “You’re welcome” beamed Taoiseach Micheál Martin, during the announcement of a new bank holiday sometime between now and Christmas that should ‘prove to be a suitable reward for the… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Church To Pass Government Request For Land Onto God, Thanks

THE Catholic Primate of All Ireland Eamon Martin has promised to pass on a letter from Housing Minister Darragh O’Brien, asking to identify Church lands that could be used for housing to God and will get back to the government when he replies, thanks. “I’m sure the almighty father will be back soon with his… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…



Government Will End Restrictions, Just Need You To Sign ‘I Will Vote For The Coalition’ Contract First

THE GOVERNMENT are overjoyed to announce they have begun discussions at cabinet over the easing and ultimate end to all Covid-19 restrictions but they just need you to sign here real quick. “Oh, we can’t wait to share with the public the end to these testing times of hardship, isolation and economic atrophy,” shared Taoiseach… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


The Homelessness Crisis: What They Don’t Want You To Know About ‘Big Tent’

DUBLIN City Council chief executive Owen Keegan faced a backlash yesterday following a Newstalk interview where he stated that a ‘well-intentioned’ group of people distributing tents to homeless people were hindering the good work of DCC when it comes to getting homeless people off the streets and into perfectly safe hostels packed full of loud,… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


Unvaccinated Pregnant Teachers Told To Wing It, Be Grand

THE government has pleaded with the Association Of Secondary Teachers Ireland to cool it with their concerns surrounding unvaccinated teachers returning to work in September, as they’re ‘so close’ to having everyone satisfied. “Granted, our plan doesn’t include teachers in the early or indeed late stages of pregnancy who aren’t eligible for a vaccine, but… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…


“We Take Climate Change Seriously” Says Government Of Nation Covered In Data Centres

SEEKING to reassure the public after a damning UN backed IPCC report on climate change suggested drastic measures and decisive interventions must to made to avert decades of weather based catastrophes, the Irish government has said ‘hey, we got this’ despite the fact they’re rolling out the red carpet for resource sapping and emission generating… Read more » Waterford Whispers News…