Whats on in Local News – Waterford
Debate Continues Over Use Of Live Homeless Family In Mansion House Nativity
THE LORD Mayor of Dublin Caroline Conroy’s decision to scrap the live crib outside the Mansion House continues to divide opinion with increasing pressure to restore it with added historically accurate participants, WWN can reveal. “For the sake of complete accuracy it only seems fair. They shouldn’t be hard to find around the city either,”… Read more » …
Ice Cream Van Man Clearly Just Laundering Money At This Stage
AN ice-cream van that still frequents the housing estates surrounding Waterford city can only be doing so as a front for a money laundering operation, according to a number of locals that we spoke to. Observers have estimated that the Mr. Creamy van, which has chosen Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’ as its jingle for some… Read more » …
Odlums Introduce Self Raising Children
DEPARTING from their usual offerings of baked goods, porridge and other products Oldums food scientists revealed their latest creation which is set to revolutionise the family raring business, WWN can report. Leaning heavily on the proprietary technology used to create their range of self raising flours, Odlums have developed the first self raising children who… Read more » …
Handy Excuses For Why You Can’t Make Saturday’s Cost Of Living Protest
STARTING AT 2pm on Saturday the 24th of September at Parnell Square in Dublin a pre-budget cost of living protest is set to take place, aimed at pressuring government to address the issue. News of this protest will come as a big worry to people who have spent every waking hour giving out about the… Read more » …
Irish Media Delighted Wilfully Misrepresenting News Story Has You Clicking
SHOWING that it’s not just their counterparts in the UK press that can manufacture a moral panic and grossly misrepresent news items all because such things are good for revenue, sections of the Irish media are today defending reporting on the jailing of Enoch Burke for refusing to obey a court order. “Ooh, it’s spreading… Read more » …
Report: You’d Worry About Some People All The Same
THE LATEST reports coming into Waterford Whispers News seem to indicate that you’d worry about some people all the same. “They seem perfectly normal but they’ve just got a weird energy about them, a ‘wouldn’t leave them alone with the hoover nozzle’ sort of energy, y’know?” shared many people, heavily implying there’s much reason to… Read more » …
Government Will Look Into Claim ‘Ireland Least Prepared For Winter Gas Crisis’ In March Next Year
WARNINGS from experts that Ireland is ill-prepared for a potential energy shortage in winter is being taken very seriously by the government who are poised to sanction swift action, WWN can reveal. “We take all expert views seriously and my department is intent on assessing such scenarios for winter 2022, a paper will be prepared… Read more » …
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