AFTER AN all-hands-on-deck meeting emergency measures have been implemented across Ireland’s beleaguered A&E departments, with much needed help coming in the form of spare managers agreeing to be converted into temporary beds. “Unlike nurses and doctors who are all doing the work of five people, we have five managers doing the work of one person… Read more » …
THE friends of Dublin woman Aileen Kelly have tried their best to steer her right when it comes to relationships, but even they have admitted that there’s nothing they can do to make her part ways with Twitter despite how much it’s clearly harming her. Kelly, 35, has been in relationships where she’s become overly… Read more » …
THE LORD Mayor of Dublin Caroline Conroy’s decision to scrap the live crib outside the Mansion House continues to divide opinion with increasing pressure to restore it with added historically accurate participants, WWN can reveal. “For the sake of complete accuracy it only seems fair. They shouldn’t be hard to find around the city either,”… Read more » …
AN ice-cream van that still frequents the housing estates surrounding Waterford city can only be doing so as a front for a money laundering operation, according to a number of locals that we spoke to. Observers have estimated that the Mr. Creamy van, which has chosen Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’ as its jingle for some… Read more » …
SHOWING that it’s not just their counterparts in the UK press that can manufacture a moral panic and grossly misrepresent news items all because such things are good for revenue, sections of the Irish media are today defending reporting on the jailing of Enoch Burke for refusing to obey a court order. “Ooh, it’s spreading… Read more » …
THE LATEST reports coming into Waterford Whispers News seem to indicate that you’d worry about some people all the same. “They seem perfectly normal but they’ve just got a weird energy about them, a ‘wouldn’t leave them alone with the hoover nozzle’ sort of energy, y’know?” shared many people, heavily implying there’s much reason to… Read more » …
WARNINGS from experts that Ireland is ill-prepared for a potential energy shortage in winter is being taken very seriously by the government who are poised to sanction swift action, WWN can reveal. “We take all expert views seriously and my department is intent on assessing such scenarios for winter 2022, a paper will be prepared… Read more » …
LOCAL man Ciaran Farrell has returned from a year-long backpacking trip around south-east Asia with a newfound awareness of his place in the world, a deep respect for the cultures and customs of others, and a penis that looks like it could honestly fall off at any second. Farrell, who headed off on a nine-country… Read more » …
A QUICK survey checking the temperature among Irish people on the ground to the news of the MetroLink build reveals a deeply cynical population without an ounce of goodwill, positivity or hope. However, one survey respondent to buck the trend is Dublin man Eamon Ryan. WWN has reproduced his answers to the survey below in… Read more » …
A LUNCHTIME meet-up among four Waterford friends just got awkward as hell after late-to-the-party Derek Hampton apologised for not being on time due to the slow pace of ‘some bogger on a bicycle’ ahead of him. “I was stuck behind him for ages! Anyways, what are we all having?” asked Hampton, not noticing that the… Read more » …